Sunday, July 10, 2016

Day 18: Commander Smokey

81 N, PA destination Beacon, NY.  We pulled into Mathew's Arm campground around 9 pm last night shortly after sunset.  Located in the Shenandoah National Park, we had to break for a young black bear on our way up the winding, ascending Skyline Drive.



Up until now, we have been staying at state park campgrounds. This was the first National Park and the differences were stark.  We were called twice to confirm our reservation; once at 5 pm and again at 7.  When we arrived, we were greeted by an unexpected $20 entrance fee (on top of the camping fee) followed by a personal tutorial of the rules and consequences by a highly proud and decorated, top of her class Park Ranger. Just short of a quiz, I had to initial a card indicating that I read and understood the camping protocols.  This Edward Scissorhands campground was neat, tidy and overflowing with children and dogs.  The upkeep of the grounds and the clockwork staff of air-powered rangers that floated by ever 20 minutes to thwart shenanigans was in contrast with the single toilet facility that could barely handle 10 campsites let alone 100. The first dry, cool temperatures on this trip thus far promised a good night's sleep.  But alas, the loud chairman of the board across from us who needed to make sure everyone else was up at 6 am crushed any opportunity for a full rest.  After some experimental data collection, it seems he could go no longer than 6 seconds without hearing his own, entitled, tree-echoing, inane voice.  Coffee, breakfast, roll it up and pack it in.  We celebrated our last night camping with a hike around the 1.7 mile Trace's Trail to spy another bear grazing not far from the campground hoping one of the children might leave a half-eaten bag of munchies unattended only for Mom & Dad to be fined $80 and have their food impounded.  I would have passed a quiz.


Saturday, July 9, 2016

Day 17: Last Day of Camping

Heading toward Knoxville on 75 N.  We arrived at Harrison State Park (just outside of Chattanooga) last night around 10 pm.  We forgot about losing an hour going from CST to EST.  Still in a New Orleans haze, we pitched our tent in the muggy, buggy dark accentuated by distant flashes of lightning and the low rumble of dissipating thunder.  Drenched in sweat, we caught our breath in the tent and reveled in the purchase of a small, usb-powered fan and two, cold Topo Chicos (Mexican sparkling water compliments of Dan in Austin) that we had stuffed in the cooler earlier.  Trying to sleep in the heat to a symphony of crickets became redundant when the distant, severe thunderstorm finally rolled in across the lake and put our tent to its first, severe weather test.  With the tent being blown up like a balloon but holding to the ground, the high winds, blinding lightning, deafening sound of collapsed air and torrential rains lasted for about 20 minutes.  Somewhere toward the beginning of the ride, the campsite next to us packed up and high tailed it out of there.  This was not a storm for the timid camper.  Eventually the symphony returned and we slept until 10:30.  A quick stop at the Tiger Mart for booster coffees and a bag of ice catapulted us on our last, long driving day to our last campground stop: Mathews Arm Campground in the Shenandoah National Park, VA.

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Friday, July 8, 2016

Day 16: Voodoo Swim Trunks

59 N in Mississippi leaving behind a cosmically gratifying New Orleans experience.  Last Wednesday, we arrived at the reserved Premium Parking lot at 623 S Johnston St. a little before 8 PM to find Kurt in his silver chariot idling between vast, deserted, semi-rundown parking lots.  It took us a little while to determine which one we reserved online before locking and leaving with hopes of returning on Friday to a vehicle with wheels and windows still in tact.  Happy to report that we returned today to a whole car.


What should have been an easy ride to the Place D'Armes Hotel in the French Quarter was complicated by a series of closed roads sans detours, and hidden to the blind, google map navigation.  After checking into our refrigerated room, we walked to Napoleon's for Sazeracs and Pimm's Cup.  Kurt, having only eaten an apple and 2 red bulls that day, suggested fried shrimp Po-boys and some other tasties off the menu.  This was followed by the obligatory, surreal walk down Bourbon Street where nudity and open cup are public commodities.


After enjoying the sights and sounds with some Abita draughts, it was back to the hotel where we slept like zombies.  Without setting out to do so, we managed to pack a few days into one on Thursday:  Cafe du Monde, walk along the river, a bit of shopping, checked out the car in the Premium Parking lot, Joey K's (Garden District) lunch of red beans and rice, neighborhood walk, Angelo Brocato gelato, a fruitless search for voodoo themed swim trunks with an embroidered fleur de lis on the back pocket, hotel power nap, dinner at Pierre Maspero's, and a self-guided tour of haunted places in the French Quarter.  A late night dip in the hotel swimming pool was followed by an episode of "Botched" in an attempt to give exhaustion a fighting chance against adrenaline.


This morning, we checked out in time to manage breakfast at Surrey's Cafe in the Lower Garden District before parting ways at the Premium Parking lot at 623 S Johnston St.  Being in camping mode, this trip to New Orleans would not have been possible without or guide and mentor.  Thank you Kurt!

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Day 14: New Orleans Bound

Herd'o'turtling it out of Austin on 290 East full of coffee and breakfast tacos compliments of Daniel Brandow.  We had a summer blast with Cassia and Dan in Austin.  We will miss Torchy's, Iron Banner marathons, Dexter, HEB, Meuller Park, the Bat Bridge, 98.9, Walking Dead, Amy's Ice Cream, Mabeline, Google Fiber, Warm evening walks, Cherrywood Coffehouse, Topo Chico, Alex the Janitor, Ron from HEB, and the guy who said "You don't belong here" at the fireworks.  But most of all we will miss RomanceGirl and GreenStegosorus.  Now it's on to New Orleans to meet up with cousin Kurt.  The original travel trio from way back when reunites!